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Biologists have studied the early development of many species, carefully scrutinizing each cell division, in an attempt to follow the fate and trace the ancestry of each embryonic cell. These labour-intensive studies have produced extremely useful territorial diagrams of embryonic development, called fate maps.

Biologists have studied the early development of many species, carefully scrutinizing each cell division, in an attempt to follow the fate and trace the ancestry of each embryonic cell. These labour-intensive studies have produced extremely useful territorial diagrams of embryonic development, called fate maps.

You have a serious problem of distorting reality.

in french they call it the science of dreams and i wonder why we couldn’t do that in english. it has been a long night and one with a lot of japanese both literal and then not so much. thank you velociraptor for listening and talking and also showing yourself to me because sometimes it is important to give back and when people don’t give back, that is when i like it the least. because there is no such thing as a mirror that doesn’t reflect. so, gratitude to you, i feel as if we have succeeded in bouncing off each other tonight. although, when it began you said things about your osculator that i found annoying and i don’t think i’ll be pleased when we are sitting and maybe using my voucher when all of a sudden i am on a tricycle being rolled out of the store just like that, and not even a pretty one either, perhaps the pink one with which i associate negative things. negative things seem to come near me far too often and i don’t know how to change this but if you have any ideas i would wish to know.

i don’t like where i am.

…and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going through…
David Bowie
Vulva Portrait Pendant
If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni. In your description please include:*The shape of your inner and outer labia*colors*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

Vulva Portrait Pendant

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni. 

In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

And you can see my heart beating You can see it through my chest And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving Know that I must pass this test So just pull the trigger

And you can see my heart beating 
You can see it through my chest 
And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving 
Know that I must pass this test 
So just pull the trigger

I just want to remind you that you are running out of time and better use it wisely to study.
Mum… are you SERIOUS!?!?

Things I can do come Nov 12

  • Throw out notes/sell text books/burn assessment work
  • Write thank you cards/give gifts to teachers
  • Clean my room
  • Redecorate my room
  • Throw out/sell/donate pretty much my entire wardrobe
  • Get my L’s
  • Sleep in
  • Go for a run whenever I want and not think “I should cut this run short to study”
  • Cook/bake/be head chef in our kitchen
  • Buy magazines/cds/books and actually read/listen
  • GO SHOPPING. NON STOP.
  • Find a job
  • WATCH EVERY EPISODE OF THAT 70’S SHOW/OC/FRIENDS/OFFICE/ETC
  • Get a life….
  • Stop making stupid lists like this.

“Bake me a cake, then deliver it on my birthday, then hire a mariachi band to accompany you, then do the Mexican hat dance for my amusement.”

I am sad.
Sorry dear.

I am sad.

Sorry dear.

fffriends:

5x14 TOW Everybody Finds Out
Chandler: Hey.
 Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
 Chandler: Really?
 Phoebe: (feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
Chandler: Well, I try to y’know, squeeze things.(Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?
 Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I’m—Oh! I can’t tell you this.
Chandler: Phoebe, it’s me. You can tell me anything.
Phoebe: Well actually you’re the one person I can’t tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
 Chandler: What’s going on?
 Phoebe: I think it’s just y’know that I haven’t been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you’re looking for something and you just don’t even see that it’s right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it’s just something to think about. I know I will.
CREDIT: misst89

fffriends:

5x14 TOW Everybody Finds Out

Chandler: Hey.

Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!

Chandler: Really?

Phoebe: (feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?

Chandler: Well, I try to y’know, squeeze things.(Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?

Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I’m—Oh! I can’t tell you this.

Chandler: Phoebe, it’s me. You can tell me anything.

Phoebe: Well actually you’re the one person I can’t tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.

Chandler: What’s going on?

Phoebe: I think it’s just y’know that I haven’t been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you’re looking for something and you just don’t even see that it’s right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it’s just something to think about. I know I will.

CREDIT: misst89

Go rape that shit….. IN THE BUTT!
How Jaz wishes me good luck for my exams every night.

PAUL!!!

  • C: Chuck in some La Roux
  • R: Oh no
  • R: She's the devil
  • C: You're the devil.
I would make a fake account, just so I could tell her how much I hate her without her knowing its me.
Sophras

I don't understand...

why people make Facebook groups which are like “if 100,000 people join, I’ll change my name to Pikachu/I’ll get a tattoo of Lady Gaga/change my name to Mclovin/get a Facebook tattoo etc etc etc.

Do they not want to have sex ever again or something? Who would approach someone with a fucking tattoo of the Facebook logo?